Lexus LS460 ‘parks itself’ ahead of the competition
Tuesday, July 31st, 2007
Silky burl wood, buttery leather, voluptuous curves, rear seats that rival a Swedish masseuse. These things all come to mind when one gazes upon the brand new Lexus LS460. This super-luxo boat is loaded with creature comforts galore and utilizes the automotive industry’s most advanced technologies. With over a dozen speakers, heated and cooled seats, an optional mini-fridge, and of course a state of the art navigation system, what else could Lexus possibly throw into this swanky vehicle? The answer is a self-parking feature. For the first time in the history of consumer automobiles, a mass produced vehicle now has the ability to assist the driver in parallel and perpendicular parking. Notice the italicized word in the previous sentence, when one hears self-parking, they immediately think: press a button, sit back, check your email, etc and voila, perfect parallel parking job. However, this is unfortunately not the case. The system merely adjusts the steering column, thus the driver must ride the brake and simultaneously watch for small children, poodles, other cars etc. Now don’t get me wrong, this is an insanely cool feature, however, just how practical is it? Let’s find out.
Here is a scenario: you’re on your way to a Broadway show, let’s say Spamalot. You just picked up a few of your friends in your brand new Lexus, and since you aren’t already bragging enough, you decide to show off the self-parking feature as soon as you find a spot. Bingo, a nice-sized crevace opens in the wall of hastily parked automobiles. You swoop in for the kill, align yourself with the car in front of the spot, and shift into reverse. Now let us freeze time for just a moment here, you have two choices, you can parallel park your $80,000+ car manually in about 15-20 seconds, like you barely did on your drivers test, or you could let the computer do it for you. Choosing the latter of two options, the space-time continuum is restored and you notice that a view of the rear of the vehicle presents itself with a few colorful boxes, a flag, and some directional buttons. You hit the parallel park button, and move around the red box that represents the spot until it turns green and press ok. Incase you hadn’t noticed, by now there is a discordant symphony of raging car horns and a small sea of angry New Yorkers. No sweat, you’re almost done. So with your foot on the brake, you gently release pressure and the car lurches backward, but hey look at that, the steering wheel is moving itself, cool! After some more brake pumping, you have gently shimmied your way in between the two vehicles. But you’re not done yet, you still have to shift the car into drive, and pull up to even out the space between you and the other vehicles. This present juncture in time is about 1 minute and 30 seconds after you were initially faced with the decision between manu-park and self-park. Thoroughly impressed, your friends get out of the car, and you enjoy the show. On the way back to the car, for some reason you can’t help but wonder “What… is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?”

Ideally in the future, consumer vehicles will be able to park themselves without driver input and require the same amount of time as a manual parking job. Hopefully sometime soon!
Video Link: http://youtube.com/watch?v=p4kBbIOZaGE

